Lyfe

I apologize for the really bad posts recently. I promise you that I will be back up and running in no time, when I say no time I really mean in three days. Because, in three days time...THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS WILL FINALLY BE HERE!!! I have waited so long for the summer holidays. I usually hate the summer, but now I seriously cannot wait to literally do nothing for 6 weeks. Okay, I won't be doing nothing for 6 weeks as I will be spending it with le boyf and le brother and le gym as I am going to finally get slim and fit! Determined. *Muscular Arm Emoji Here* 
This summer I am also going to look for a pen pal again. I miss my pen pal. I love having a pen pal. You learn so much about them without actually meeting them and you also learn a lot about the way in which they live and what they do. It is rather interesting. 
I am also going to go on many adventures with le bicycle. When I say adventures, I seriously do mean adventures! 20 mile bike journeys are going to be put into place. I am even going to document one of them..(purely for your entertainment). 
I shall also be 17 in the summer holidays which I can't wait for. I don't know why, I just can't wait to be 17. I usually despise birthdays but I am pretty excited for this one! 
I would ramble on but Denby has to vamoosh' to Narnia to visit a lion...(I think his name is Aslan...not too sure). 

Adios Amigos! 

*Denby Salute* 

Denby's Bread Shop.

I have finally decided what my future plan is. I am opening a bread shop in France. It is going to happen no matter what! I still have to think it all through, but I am determined that my crazy idea will become a realistic one. I wonder why some may think I am mad/crazy/weird, etc. But not I know why because I have ludicrious ideas like this. 

Now, I am still deciding on a name for my bread shop. It will be something related with 'Denby' obviously. I'd probably call it 'Le Denby Bread' or 'Denby Le Bread'. 

Just to clarify, I am not trying to be stereotypical to French people! Just saying. Don't judge mehhh. Plz....

Denby Discovers.

At this fine, late, hour of the day. I discovered something. I discovered that my waterproof watch is actually waterproof. This may sound idiotic to some but due to my previous discoveries with waterproof watches, I always doubted the fact that watches stated 'waterproof' are not actually waterproof and are in fact..a phony. 

Anywho, I had my watch on my left arm...as you do but then, as I was stripping to get into my late hour shower...I forgot about my watch. (Yes, I shower naked...). I jumped in the warm shower and too my surprise, I saw my watch still on my wrist. I quickly undid the devil strap to my watch and threw it across the bathroom. The watch was covered in water from the shower and due to the fact I threw it across the bathroom, I instantly knew it wasn't going to function the same way it did. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It still worked. 

The watch.
WORKED. 

Now this my friend, is one amazing discovery. 

Nature's Beauty - By Denby and her Camera.

'Holy Nature' 

'Green Water'

'Daisy Focus' 

'Lethal Environment' 

'The Alternative Angle'

Being Noticed.

In this day and age all people want to do is become popular. Majority of people want to follow the crowd and blend and most of all, be noticed. But, how can you be noticed when you are blending in with a crowd. How can you be noticed if you are a sheep. When I say a sheep, I mean those who copy what others wear and those who act like others do. Basically, those who are not original.
I live a life which involves wearing what I want. Not dressing to impress others but to impress myself, (well, I intend to dress comfortably and only smart when I need to). I act in way in which I feel comfortable acting. Sometimes I am quiet and sometimes I am not. This all depends on the mood and what sort of day it happens to be.
Anyway, back to the point. If you want to get noticed in this day and age, people will create videos of them jumping off stuff or pulling public pranks on people. Some people will get noticed by doing something which is news worthy. I always use to want to get noticed. I guess I still do. But, not as much. The only way in which I want to get noticed is if I have done something good/amazing or heroic. Not by public humiliation or anything similar to this sort. I want to do good to world. I want to help others reach their goals and help others in a nursing nature. (Denby gets deep).

I don't know what I am talking about today, (obviously I do...shhh). I promise you my posts will get more interesting, but, for the time being. I hope you enjoy.

Adios Amigos
  - *Denby Salute*

Bicycles/Photographs/Life

Today's achievements involve cycling a 16 mile bike ride without dying, (it was a holy miracle). Another achievement involved having a few of my photographs being displayed in my schools Art Exhibition. This generally meant the world to me. Having my own photographs being put up on show made me one of the many happy people on this planet. Although it was only a few of my own photographs, it meant a lot to me. What made me an even happier citizen was the fact I witnessed people stopping and actually taking a look at my photographs. To see people stand and appreciate what I have taken, was heart warming and a very special moment. Even though I had no one to share that moment with, it still meant a lot to me.

Anyway, I manged to remember to take my holy camera with me on my bike journey. Due to my remembrance, I managed to take some interesting photos of a place called: Stoney Creek. The place overall was pretty boring and dull, however, it portrayed some features which are rather beautiful.
I really wanted to upload a series of photos to allow you, as my fellow reader, to understand what I mean by beautiful. But, sadly, when uploading photographs straight from a camera it consumers a rather large amount of time. So, here is a photograph which, as you can see, shows a series of boats casually floating themselves across a lake/thing. Interesting sight, I know. But, you have to look at the beauty of the sky and the angle in which the sun is shining to understand it's true beauty.

I really wanted to upload a series of photographs but due to the current time, I cannot as I will end up falling asleep and that will not be good. So, my fellow reader, I shall have to leave you here until tomorrow where I shall update you on what an amazing day I have had, (or not).

I also want to quickly apologize about my overuse of commas. Commas, for me, are a way of slowing my text down. I speak to fast verbally and in person, but, non-verbally, (i.e, this blog), I intend to slow down my speech by using the fascinating thing known as le comma.

Long Time No See.

This past month has been the most busiest month of my life and this current month is quite frankly going to be worst. Yay me. Denby has a list of things to do and a list of things to see. But I am back and I am determined to write a little something everyday despise how short/long/boring/interesting it may be.
Although my life has been pretty chaotic at the moment I have been trying to get fit. My eating is a lot better and I am beginging to consume the correct form of liquids, (for example, I have been consuming better amounts of fine H2O instead of the deadly Monster Energy Drinks).
Denby Tip: NEVER DRINK MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS. THEY ARE SATAN IN A CAN. NEVER DRINK THEM. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. DON'T EVEN THINK OF LOOKING AT THEM. THEY ARE SATAN I TELL YOU. SAAAAATTTTTTAAAANNNNN.

Swiftly moving on. Summer is slowly creeping its way up and my goals for summer are to get fit and healthy along with read as many books as I possibly can along with get as many photographs as I possibly can. My goal is too take 250 amazing photographs in many different, epic, locations. I shall achieve this goal don't you worry. I haven't been able to take any photo's in a while thanks to my busy life schedule. (Next blog post: Denby's Lyfe Schedule).

I also have a new life goal which is too develop and publish a book in which I would like to call:

'The Denby Dictionary'

You see, this book, or shall I say Dictionary, is going to be a series of my own, personal, words along with their ludicrous definitions. I shall give you a small insight right now. 

                                Spudigo

                                 (Adjective, (I think)). 

                                     - A combination of the terms: 'Spud' and 'Amigo'. The combination of words                                           create one individual word meaning friendship lover. Word used to describe                                         your lover as also your best friend. 

                                        For example: "I love you" 

                                                               "I love you more...you're my...Spudigo". 

Basically the book will have a series of strange words with Denby's own, personal, definition. 

Anyway, I must leave you at this point. But, don't worry, I shall be back very shortly! I apologize for my swift exit a month ago but I hope I have created a swift entrance by writing this post. 

Hope you enjoyed this confusing, random, piece of mine. 

Adios Amigo's.