Monday, 27 April 2015

da sun and da life and da me

Frankly, I hate the sun. I hate getting a tan and hate it in general. The sun can be a good thing as it provides light and is a main source of heat. BUT. It can burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. I have to try and cover up as much as I can otherwise I get sun burnt and my skin gets really bad. It's horrible because I get really really really really hot and sweaty. I can't stand it. (I'm too open and honest if you haven't already learnt that about me). 
Anyway, enough about me. How are you? Have you had a nice day? Good, because everyone in the entire world deserves to have a good day once in a while! That is what life is about, having good times and good days.
Da' bed is calling me so I must evacuate. Adios Amigos. 


Saturday, 25 April 2015

zzZZZ

Sleep is crucial for EVERYONE! Every single human being needs sleep. Without sleep you are literally a walking zombie. The reason why I am on about sleep is because lately I have not been having any sleep. All my life I have always gone to bed early and naturally woke up early. But then I started going to bed late. Now, this is the worst mistake I have ever made as I still naturally wake up early. I can't physically lie in until late morning/early afternoon like the majority of teenagers do. This means I get really exhausted and tired and spend my days complaining and moaning about life. Just like I am now. 
Just always get sleep. ALWAYS. Because you don't want to be that kid who falls asleep in your exam or class. And you definitely don't want to be that kid who drinks energy drinks and lives off them because energy drinks are bad for you. NEVER DRINK THEM. 

Remember folks, a teenager needs at least 9 hours of sleep. (According the Google).

Thursday, 23 April 2015

Le Weather

I personally hate weather. I'm not on about one specific type of weather, oh no. I'm on about the whole weather in general. Rain, annoys me. Snow, pretty but still annoys me. Sun, F*CK THAT SH*T. Wind, nope. Hailstone, stings like a b*tch. Whatever other weather, annoys me. 
So yeah, I hate the weather. I don't know weather it's because of my skin I hate it or it's because the weather always makes me ill. I don't know, I just hate it. 
Don't get me wrong, I do like it when it is sunny because it means I can actually go and explore the outdoor world. However, sunshine burns me. Mentally and physically. 

Anyway, enough about me moaning on about the weather.
Don't you just hate it when you say the same word so many times it just doesn't even sound like a proper word anymore?
I get that a lot.
And I mean. 
A LOT. 

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Short Post, Big Words

Words are simply a gathering of letters put into sections and spaced off from one another with added dots and dashes. Sometimes words can mean a lot to someone and sometimes they don't. But the point I want to make is that words can hurt and that's what I think people forget now a days. Always think before you write, speak or type because by saying one wrong word then you may be at a big risk of losing someone or something. 

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

So

Is it just me or don't you think that everyday has it's own theme. It may sound either ridiculous to you or it can be relatable. But, to me, everyday has it's own theme and every activity you do has some relation to that theme. If you have no clue what I am on about than join the group because I don't even know what I'm on about. 
In other news, today was rather amusing. I began the day feeling rather energetic and happy, I then cycled to school but suddenly got extremely tired. My body throughout the day decided to malfunction on me leaving me with a series of dead legs and many dizzy spells. I then cycled home after a tiring day of school/college/sixth form or whatever you would like to call it. However, on my journey home I happened to have another dizzy spell and happened to faint whilst riding my bike. Good day or what? Oh, the best part of it all is the fact I can't breathe properly. Now that is a good day. Bet your totes' jealous right now....

Apart from this big scenario, I am currently unable to sleep which makes thing 10x better right?

I just realized that my sarcasm is on a high level today. God knows what that is supposed to mean but I'm ill meaning I am allowed to sound like a lunatic.

Monday, 20 April 2015

Evenings

In addition to one of my previous blogs which was all about mornings, I have decided to write one about evenings as evenings are just as exciting as mornings...

Evenings for me is my time to wind down and relax...sometimes. All day I am up on my feet completing random activities which are pointless but drain my energy and then as the evening creeps up, I can finally relax and go to my happy place. 
The main reason why I love evenings is my bed. My bed is the second best thing in the world which makes me happy..don't ask me what my first thing is. My bed is the place where I can sleep for hours and hours...occasionally. But my bed is also the place where I lay and watch pointless videos on the internet of people talking about themselves or people playing video games. 
Another reason why I love evenings so much is because it is my time to wind down and chill. This makes me happy simply because I don't relax or chill in general, I can't physically relax throughout the day, I just can't. 
I also love evenings because I can spend some time with my family. Family means the world to me! Sometimes I can be annoying and rather irritating towards my family but I will always be there for my family no matter what.

 *Sympathetic noises from audience* 

I would love to stay and chat with myself but it just happens to be an evening and I must retreat to my second best thing in the world. 

*Moon begins to show in the dark room and glow in the dark stars begin to reveal themselves*

Sunday, 19 April 2015

Denby's Bucket List

Howdy my dear amigos, (I am not Western or Mexican, just to clarify).

I thought I would write my bucket list in virtual letters and words and I thought I would put it on the best thing in the world...THE INTERNET! (High amount of sarcasm right there folks). So here is part one of Denby's bucket list, I can sense your excitement. Please, enjoy.

#1 - Be able to drive a car
#2 - Get a license to drive a car
#3 - Buy a car
#4 - Drive that car
#5 - Pimp ma' ride
#6 - Become a midwife
#7 - Be a mechanic
#8 - Be a mechanical midwife
#9 - Create a rubbish YouTube channel
#10 - Go to the top of the Eiffel Tower
#11 - Get a picture of myself leaning on the leaning tower of Pisa
#12 - Make a movie or documentary
#13 - Run a marathon
#14 - Get rid of eczema and other skin conditions I happen to have
=15 - Build my own PC
#16 - Go on a plane somewhere
#17 - Go to Florida
#18 - Go to California and sing 'Dani California' by Red Hot Chili Peppers
#19 - Actually go to a concert
#20 - Meet Ainsley Harriott
#21 - Prank someone and film it
#22 - Do well in life I suppose?
#23 - Be the number one trend on Twitter
#24 - Be unique
#25 - Have a collection of something?
#26 - Get famous for a bit
#27 - Work with Disney Pixar
#28 - Win a competition
#29 - Drink alcohol
#30 - Finish this bucket list