IT IS OCTOBER OH MY

IT IS OCTOBER. Shiz. I am ever so sorry for a huge gap in which I have no posted anything. I am 100% determined to achieve a blog post a day! 

Basically, I am currently in my third year of college. I could be at university and what not but nope I am still at college. Just to mention, I haven't failed any subjects or what not I just signed an agreement and now I am here for my third year. To summarize what you have missed off my life:

 - I have booked a driving test which I might be moving because of stupid driving instructors. So, I booked my test and than I have had to change my driving instructor for the third time. This is mostly due to having drove 6 different cars and I haven't even passed my test. My first instructor wasn't teaching me and I felt as if I was being ripped off. Than my second instructor had an issue with the insurance which caused him to have numerous cars. However, he had a lovely little petrol car which I loved and he said he was keeping and than he turned around and said on my next lesson I would have a different car. So, there you go. Driving is going great at the momento... 

- As you already should know, I previously won the art competition. I was invited to a presentation in which I received £250 and a lovely greeting from the business who was operating the competition. However, a photographer was there who took a series of photos so here, have the main one: 

Dah, daaaaaaa. (I am the one in the dungarees looking like a complete spanner, (like usual)). 

- *tries to think of what else has happened* ... Ah yes, I am still with le boyf. I think I will be for a very very very long time. Me and le boyf have had a snapchat streak going on for over a year which therefore means our current snapchat streak is at 512. Yes you read correctly, 512. Ahhhh, I do love him. We have had so many awesome adventures together and so far I think the one were we went to Center Parcs has been the best. We have been debating whether or not we should go to Center Parcs again in January because it will be cheap and pretty cool, especially if it snows. 

- Also, a trampoline park called 'Gravity' opened late August. I LOVE IT. So far, every Monday me, my sister and le boyf have gone and it is amazing. It is so blooming fun! It is basically a place with tons of trampolines as well as a huge airbag you can jump into. It is so fun. 

But unfortunately, that is all I have time for today. Again, I am ever so sorry about the long needed blog post, my life has been very busy. But I will PROMISE all of you that I shall be uploading photos, blog posts and even more. But, in the mean time you can follow me on: 

- Instagram: @thatdenbykid 

- Twitter: @thatdenbykid 

- Snapchat: samdenby016 ----> I prefer snapchat at the moment, it is fun. 

Anyway, I hope everyone has a lovely week, day, month and even year. Thank you for reading and I apologize now for any spelling errors! 

:D 

I WON

So, as you may already know, I did a large stippling piece of work which was a trawlerman. Basically, I got told that it was a waste of time by one of the teachers at my college and it was never put in the art exhibition in which I was promised it would. Anyway, another teacher loved it and therefore wanted to enter it into a local art competition were the winners work would be displayed in their office building and the winner would also receive £250. So, £250 does not seem that much but to me it is a lot. That is 2 weeks worth of working to me. But basically, I WON THE COMPETITION. I actually won something. I don't even care about the money, my artwork was loved by someone and I am so proud of myself.

Wahoooooooooooooooooooo.

I am so happy.

Live has it's little peaks and tweaks. Sometimes they upset me. Sometimes they make me happy.

I just thought I should let you know and once I get a picture of the artwork I shall show you! WOOP WOOP.

Anyway in other news I am  currently learning how to drive again. I don't like driving and I personally think it will take me a very long time before I even enjoy driving but yes, I am learning. My previous driving instructor has given up on me as he is portraying. He has not messaged me for two months and I have seen him in my hometown teaching other pupils so I shall leave him to it. But my new instructor is pretty cool, I think I have given him two heart attacks in the two lessons I have had with him. I dislike driving. I don't feel confident enough to drive.

I am still watching the Office. Every time I am at home I leave everything just to watch the Office. I think I need help.

I also need to revamp the blog. I would really like a good design and pretty patterns and stuff but I am not that computer savvy. Hmmmmm.

It is still weird being 18.

Anywho, I hope you all have a lovely day/evening/night! I shall speak soon and I shall return with a photo of the day!

Adios!

The Big Return / Him 2.0

Yes, Sammy has once again returned and I guess you are sick of hearing that! God, I have missed writing so much. However, it does feel very strange to write on a keyboard which isn't touchscreen. Very strange indeed. Anyway, yes I am going to try my very best to return and stay put here because I miss this. I miss this very much. 

I am 18, that is something you have definitely missed. I have had my first legal drink which was very interesting if I do say so myself. It was only a Smirnoff Ice but for an alcoholic virgin. Well. But for my 18th I was greeted with many great gifts and an amazing mother! I was mainly greeted with EVERY SINGLE SEASON OF THE OFFICE (US). If you are a long term reader, I think you will understand my love for the office so receiving that surprise made me so so so happy! 

Speaking of things that make me happy. Him. Last week we went away for 5 days to ye olde Center Parcs which can be located in a series of areas around the United Kingdom but the one I went to was Sherwood Forest, home of Robin Hood, (I think). But yeah the trip was courtesy of Him and I have never been so grateful in my life! It was honestly one of the best trips ever and I am honestly so lucky to have someone like him! He means everything to me and although I never seem to show him that I do mean it. 

... This still feels so weird to me. 

I ONLY HAVE 4 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL A RESTART OCCURS. 

omg. 

Basically, I love him so much and I want everyone in the entire world to realise that! We do have our little disputes but we always overcome them with smiles and tickles. 

TO BE CONTINUED...

sorry for any terminology errors and spelling errors and stuff. 

Consistency

Okay, so I am apparently have no consistency what so ever. Especially when it comes to writing blog posts on a regular basis. I always write a blog post expressing how much I am going to write something everyday but I never do but hey ho, what is the flow? (Don't ask me what that even means).

Life has been rather odd lately. Ups and downs and many round-a-bouts. To begin with: I have a crazy driving instructor. He raises his voice quite and lot and insists on murdering me. For example, earlier today I was heading towards a round-a-bout. You are always supposed to give way to the oncoming traffic from the right. So I did. My driving instructor was insisting that I go but I did not want to die, therefore I didn't go. (There was a silver corsa heading over). My driving instructor told me to then speed up whilst turning into a really tight road. So yes. I have come to the conclusion that he is trying to murder me! YAY!

Secondly: I decided to get a full fringe.

Mind the wonderful reflection within my glasses but wallah. Me with a full fringe. (I aimed for it to be messy so don't judge me please). I don't know why but I really wanted a fringe because I always have my hair up and I thought it would look nice so I had a 'yolo' moment and went for it. Boom. Majority of people are telling me that it suites me but you never know with people. 

Thirdly: College is killing me. No further comment is needed.

yOu CoMe FiRsT

I have come to the conclusion that all boys and men are strange. Especially when it comes to understanding them. I, myself, is the worst for understanding. I don't understand the stupid little things in life and I am starting to think that I probably should.

Basically, never mess a boy around. They also have feelings, (believe it or not). That is what I have done recently and trust me, it is not a good thing. Messing with his feelings was the worst mistake i have ever done because you don't realise what you have until you lose it. Long story short, I am an idiot. But it is all okay because I have finally come to my Sammy senses. I am one large nugget and I have no realised that.

Here is some advice, never listen to other people, always listen to yourself and yourself only. The only person who can change anything is you. You are the reason for why you eat everyday. You are the reason to why you go to bed at the time you do. You are the reason to why you decide to talk to someone. Everything is all down to you so don't let anyone change that for you! Always listen and take care of yourself. I always end up putting other people before myself and that is were I go wrong in life. By putting others before yourself on a regular basis you begin to feel really down yet happy at the same time. This is one contradiction which you will never understand unless you are one of those people pleasers.

You Come First! 

That is what I am going to start doing from now on, put myself first for once. It sounds very selfish to me but in reality it isn't. It is all about happiness and I believe the key to happiness is responsibility. Responsibility for yourself along with others. Please, always remember that!

On a slightly happier note, I finally have an amazing PC thanks to him. I have missed him so much and like I have said a couple dozen times, I finally came to my senses. I finally got my dream of a pc and my dream of a man bag and I honestly could not be happier right now. There are still parts of me which are depressing and sloppy but I guess everyone has those parts to them. Everyone.

Music is amazing. It is a mood changer. But, you know what isn't amazing, this noisy keyboard. It is very early hours in the morning and people are trying to sleep yet all you can hear is the clanking noise this keyboard is providing. It isn't like any normal keyboard, oh no, it is loud, qwerky but still pretty amazing. It does the job though.

Anyway, I better tuck myself back into bed before this keyboard wakes up the whole neighbourhood, Now, that would not be good. It could be rather funny on the upside. I hope everybody has a wonderful day/evening, whatever time of the day it might be! Thank you for reading!

*smiley Sammy face here* 

Hipster Queen

I love the term, 'organised'. It makes me feel happy and comfortable. I am unaware why but it just does. Anyway, I have become a hipster. Well, I am slowly developing into one and that is something i cannot deny. I don't know where it has come from but it has come and now I am feeling more swag than ever. I am going to devise a list:

8 Ways You Know You Are Becoming A Hipster Queen.

1. Your dress sense is turning into lazy but still stylish. Basically, you're wearing baggy clothes with cool shoes and funky beanie hats. You're fashion sense has become funky with a side order of comfort. 
2. Your music taste is becoming acoustic. Yes, I am correct with this reason because acoustic music is a hipsters music. What I mean by acoustic is a bit of Milky Chance along with a side order of George Ezra. If you haven't heard of either of these, well, you need too 
3. Messy Hair. This is were your hair style begins to become messy in a stylish manner. For example, my hair style has evolved into a messy bun with strands of hair falling in front of my face. But it has become that bad that my hair will stay in a bun even though there is no hair tie. 
4. Tea is your new best friend. You know that coffee shop I was on about in a earlier post, well yes, that place is my new best friend along with tea. I don't know why but the warmth of the tea and the coffee place just makes me happy and I am starting to call it my 'stress relief'. 
5. The internet. I don't believe that I need to say any more but the internet is also your new best friend just like tea. Tumblr, Instragram. Blogs. They are all your best friends. 
6. GLASSES. I guess this could be in my fashion category but I am adamant that glasses should have their own section because if you don't have glasses, you ain't no hipster queen. Unless you cannot wear glasses for some bizarre reason, like if you generally don't need glasses then it's okay, you can still be a hipster queen. 
7. Hobbies. Your hobbies involve playing a guitar and writing on a blog in a coffee shop...no further comment is needed. 
8. Taking Interesting Photos. You decide to use a wide range of filters when you upload your photos to instagram or tumblr. You may use Nashville on instagram or the simple black and white filter for Tumblr but no matter what you do, you still add a filter.

So there you have it. A very interesting list which I ironically developed on my laptop in a coffee shop. BOOM! My imagination is definitely cray cray. I love saying 'cray cray' at the minute. If you already didn't know, it means crazy but it sounds more groovy and funky and that is how I am feeling at the moment.

Also, I cannot remember whether or not I told you all that I left my previous glasses on a bus but I got two new pairs yesterday and it is so nice to be able to see again. It is wonderful. You truly don't understand how much you take your eyesight for granted until you are able to see once again. 

Although I love this coffee shop. I wish they could make scrambled eggs. Actually, that is what I am going to have for tea tonight, scrambled eggs. NOM NOM NOM! But, I am going to make the scrambled eggs crispy with a pinch of salt and a side order of toast. Hmmmmmmm.

Catch Up Time with Denby

Y'all have missed a huge chunk of my life and I sincerely apologize but it's okay because I am going to give you all a quick, huge, update!

So, to begin with, my father came back into my life but at the moment we are having a breather because he upset me a wee bit. It is slightly upsetting. Mainly because when you find out your dad is coming into your life you expect everything but unfortunately, you don't often get everything. It is really hard to explain but I just feel as if I have been disappointed in way, I was expecting love and happiness but I only got sadness instead. Yeah, it's awkward to explain.

Secondly, I passed my car theory test first time. WOOP WOOP! Basically, last week I had the theory test. I revised for the theory test. I passed the theory test. For those who may not know what a theory test is, it is a series of questions basically about the road. The vast majority of the questions are logical scenarios but it still can get strenuous when you begin to over think. Basically, just don't over think in life. Just don't.

Thirdly, college is building up my stress levels. Deadlines hither and thither along with a huge dot piece to do. It is definitely becoming stressful. But yes, I am undergoing another huge dot piece. It is torturing me and I regret it because now I only have 3 weeks to complete it but yeah, I will get it done eventually...
Guys, if you are in high school or secondary school, whichever you may call it, just please. Don't fall behind and always get your work done to a top notch grade because in all honesty, you will regret it in the future. Be that A grade student your parents expect you to be! (Or C grade, like me).

I must take a quick exit because speaking of college has just reminded me that I need to get to college within the next half hour. I have missed writing on here so much. I cannot wait until I get all my work done because then I can relax and write on here a lot more and enjoy life like I should me! But yes, I hope everyone has a wonderful and jolly day and I shall see you all later!

ADIOS AMIGOS!
I think I am going to find out what 'see you soon' means in Spanish.
I shall do that.