Catch Up Time with Denby

Y'all have missed a huge chunk of my life and I sincerely apologize but it's okay because I am going to give you all a quick, huge, update!

So, to begin with, my father came back into my life but at the moment we are having a breather because he upset me a wee bit. It is slightly upsetting. Mainly because when you find out your dad is coming into your life you expect everything but unfortunately, you don't often get everything. It is really hard to explain but I just feel as if I have been disappointed in way, I was expecting love and happiness but I only got sadness instead. Yeah, it's awkward to explain.

Secondly, I passed my car theory test first time. WOOP WOOP! Basically, last week I had the theory test. I revised for the theory test. I passed the theory test. For those who may not know what a theory test is, it is a series of questions basically about the road. The vast majority of the questions are logical scenarios but it still can get strenuous when you begin to over think. Basically, just don't over think in life. Just don't.

Thirdly, college is building up my stress levels. Deadlines hither and thither along with a huge dot piece to do. It is definitely becoming stressful. But yes, I am undergoing another huge dot piece. It is torturing me and I regret it because now I only have 3 weeks to complete it but yeah, I will get it done eventually...
Guys, if you are in high school or secondary school, whichever you may call it, just please. Don't fall behind and always get your work done to a top notch grade because in all honesty, you will regret it in the future. Be that A grade student your parents expect you to be! (Or C grade, like me).

I must take a quick exit because speaking of college has just reminded me that I need to get to college within the next half hour. I have missed writing on here so much. I cannot wait until I get all my work done because then I can relax and write on here a lot more and enjoy life like I should me! But yes, I hope everyone has a wonderful and jolly day and I shall see you all later!

ADIOS AMIGOS!
I think I am going to find out what 'see you soon' means in Spanish.
I shall do that.

4 days later...

Howdy! I hate rice. 

I was at le boyf's and I suddenly had a wonderful idea about having some rice and peas. So, I purchased some odd looking packet of rice and a tin of peas. NEVER AGAIN! My taste buds responded in a way I wasn't expecting. URGH! It took 15 whole minutes to cook the rice and it was all for nothing. My stomach feels so sick and BLURRRRR! I ate half the tin of peas though which means there is always something good out of something bad. #Fact! 

My do I feel so sick and urgh. :( 

One of the neighbours cats have cheered me up though. As I was writing this blog post I just looked out of the back window to a black cat. It is such a lovely cat! I just went outside to stroke the cutie! I love cats but unfortunately I have an allergy to them but ah well! I would rather sneeze to death than avoid cats! 

I honestly have no idea what to write about. I believe to have writers block but I wouldn't call myself much of a writer. Therefore, I shall create a new block called 'Sammy's block'. Whenever I cannot think of anything to write I shall just say that I have 'Sammy's block'. YAY! 

I can see leftover garlic bread in the oven and as soft as they look I still cannot bear to look at them. The idea of eating anything just makes me feel more sick than I already do.

Currently, it is 16:06 which means it is 6 minutes past 4 in the afternoon and I am soon to begin work at 5pm. I am debating when to get ready and what I should wear. Now, this is a hard decision for someone like myself because I am full of indecisiveness. YAY! 

Anyway I must go as I have a lot of debating to do but I do hope you all have a wonderful day! FAREWELL AMIGO'S! Tomorrow I shall post today's 'pHoTo Of ThE dAy' because I have nothing to post because I have been a floppy squirrel! 

FLOPPY SQUIRREL'S RULE!!! 

StRAWberry MiLk

I went to the shops today and I purchased fruit. Along with a carton of strawberry milk...
Recently my taste buds have been really odd and weird so everything doesn't taste right to me. (Twinkies are still disgusting). So, I decided to try strawberry milk and see if I still like it or not. I STILL LOVE THE STUFF! I drank 3/4 of the carton and now I feel sick but it was absolutely worth every bit! SSLLLLUUURRRRPPPPP. But, I did actually buy some fruit? That's also a good thing right?!? The one thing I really wanted was some banana's so when I have my porridge in the morning, I can put some banana in it and see if it tastes yummy or not.

I also deleted all my social media. I was getting stressed out and I soon realised how much time I was spending on social media was insane. Therefore I simply deleted it. So far I have gone just over 24 hours without it and I am feeling a lot more better for it. Every morning I would spend about an hour just scrolling through instagram, Facebook, Twitter. I don't even know why I did it, I personally think it was just an excuse to lay in bed and waste more time. But now I feel great without it! I feel like I care about others more and I always find myself being that bit more productive! This morning I woke up and I simply replied to le boyf and then spoke to him for a small while then I got out of bed. This was all in the space of 15 minutes which is absolutely crazy for me! I definitely recommend going without social media for a while. It feels so nice and relaxing!

I got halfway through tidying my bedroom then I decided to procrastinate and write on here because I don't think I have written for a couple of days! I want to move my room around but I am traumatised by the thought of spiders and I know I will regret it if I do so I am currently avoiding that scenario. Between you and me, I have an obsession of moving and rearranging things. It can intend to become really bad but I am trying to behave and not do so.

I am starting to feel even more sick after the copious amount of strawberry milkshake. URghhHHHasdksaj.

I need to return back to non-procrastination Sammy and tidy my room. Therefore I shall leave you! I hope you all have had a wonderful day/night and I shall attempt to write something tomorrow. I have a driving lesson tomorrow which I think might kill me but I shall tell you more about that tomorrow!!!

pHoTo Of ThE dAy:

I love this photo of David Bowie

I don't call myself a number one fan of his but I do love his music!

He is an idol and he shall also be remembered!

Life is full of rainbows and sparkles. APRIL FOOLS!

The title pretty much sums up my mood in this moment of time. I feel happy but also really miserable at the same time! For the past week I have been craving a perfect cup of tea. I tried to make one yesterday and quite frankly, I wanted to throw up but I didn't want to waste tea... 

I had a McDonalds tea the other day but the problem I have with their tea is that they don't put the milk in for you. I don't know the perfect consistency of water and milk in order to make the perfect tea. So, yeah, that was also a fail. The reason why I am discussing tea is that I am soon going to the coffee shop in order to have a cup of tea. I also do not understand why they are called 'coffee shops'. I know some people call them 'tea rooms' but that is only about 4% of the population in the UK. If I was in charge of laws and regulations for this country I would simply create a law which makes individuals call 'coffee shops', 'tea rooms'. DA DAH! 

Well. That was just random. 

 Everything is starting to become a wee bit stressful at the moment and I really do not like it :(. This is all down to the fact we might have too move and the one thing I hate the most is moving because I have to take down my memories off the wall and put them in boxes and stick 'fragile' stickers all over them:(. As much as it's upsetting, it is also very stressful! And I have a lot of coursework to do before I go back to college and I have a slight feeling that I am not going to be getting that done in time. YAY! (>._.>) <--- I don't know what that is. 

I would rant and rave about more things but the 'tea shop' is calling me! I hope you all have a good day amigo's and I hope no one pranks you today, That is one thing I do hate, April Fools Day! It's always about this time in the year something in my life goes 'kaboom' and I always believe its a joke but it never ends up to be a joke. That just got really deep...lel many apologies! 

I HOPE YOU HAVE RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES IN YOUR LIFE TODAY GUYS! 

pHoTo Of ThE dAy: 

I found this meme funny because I have never watched games of thrones and I have never touched an avocado in my entire life!

 

tWiNkIeS

I have been disappointed. My reason? Twinkies. You know those Hostess American snack things with the cream in? Yeah. Them. I have spent so many months being locked in a search for low price twinkies. Finally my search came to an end when I found a place which was selling a 10 pack of individually wrapped twinkies for £1. I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THIS PURCHASE. However, I was no longer happy once I tried the bloomin' thing. URGH! The best way for you to understand how I feel is by using an example. 

So, for example: Imagine if you went to a top notch shop like Urban Outfitters and you bought a dress for 247891374983184932 squids, (I have a recent habit of calling pounds squids), and then you go to try it on but the dressing rooms are full so you decide to 'yolo'. Now, you believe you have got the correct dress size and you then purchase the dress, You love this dress to pieces by the way. You get home and you instantly try it on. The dress is too small and then you tear it trying to get it off which therefore means you are unable to return the dress. Da Dah. That is how I felt with the twinkies I understand that it is a terrible example but still. 

Okay, life is beginning to get stressful again and it is seriously stressing me out. I kept saying to myself 'yay two weeks to relax'. Nope. As soon as something good happens, something bad comes running straight up. YAY! Thank you life! You are amazeballs. (sarcasm).  But this blog is sort of a stress reliever, It is like that diary you had when you was 14 and you was going through puberty so you was an emotional wreck and you wrote in the diary to calm ya' down. This blog is like that sort of thing. I like it! Although I let you amazing people read it, I still love it! I want you human beings to laugh about my life because laughing is better than crying and laughing makes every individual happy! :-) 

I also do not understand the smily face thingy. :-) The nose just looks odd and I think this smiley face: :) looks a lot cuter... 

I went to doctors earlier and I was starting to feel hungry so afterwards I went to shop and purchased a giant crumpet. My hunger has now gone and I wasted 75p on a giant crumpet I no longer want to eat! GO LIFE! 

Instead of me being a miserable sloth, I hope you are all okay and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day because life is valuable no matter how irritating and annoying it can get! 

pHoTo Of ThE dAy: 

lel, it's a photo I took ages ago, da dah!

I might start posting blog posts off my phone because I just realised I can upload photos of everyday stuff instead of uploading photos of old stuff.

HhHhHhHhMmMmMmMmMmMmM

Motivation = 0%

In my absence from this wonderful invention I somehow managed to finish a UK series called 'Thirteen'. If you haven't already heard about it, it a drama about a girl who escaped from her kidnapper after being isolated for thirteen years. (Ironically she got abducted at the age thirteen too). But yeah, the drama basically follows her journey out of imprisonment along with her ex-friends and families side to it all. The drama is really good because you are not sure whether the girl is telling the truth or not but then you finally get to find out what happened to her and blah blah blah. I don't think that was a spoiler...! But yeah, on Sunday it was the last episode of it all and it was amazing and I want to watch it all again but nope. I shall not.

Anywho, today I actually left the house despising the fact I thought I was going to die. I went on a journey to see the boyf', go to the gym with the boyf' along with see the boyf's grandmother and go back to the boyf's house to argue about laptops/chromebooks. Basically, I have been considering buying a new laptop/computer for a long time now as the one I am currently using is on it's way outta' here. Usually I don't buy new things unless I have provided myself with a legit list of reasons. For example, the bikes got stolen so I invested in a new bicycle, legit reason right? Well, this laptop is running at 4 years old and is becoming really sluggish and meh. And how can I not forget to mention the screen. I am not actually sure what I did but I managed to damage the screen a wee bit.
So, I have been looking long and hard for cheap/good laptops or PC's. HOWEVER!!! I soon came across the chromebooks. The chromebooks are pretty much laptops with a huge twist. The huge twist is that they are only designed for web browsing. All I seem to do is web browse!! The prices of the chromebooks are in my price range and I feel as if they are designed for ME. (Not specifically me but yeah). Back to the boyf, we were sat around debating about whether or not I will regret buying a chromebook. I am starting to believe that it is a great idea but he is not and he keeps saying: 'don't say I told you so' if I buy one.

I AM REALLY PUZZLED ON WHAT I SHOULD DO GUYS!

I guess I might just think even longer and even harder on whether a chromebook are worth it or not.

Also, as you may have already read, I WENT TO THE GYM TODAY! I actually went. I am more surprised than my sister when I told her! Finding the motivation to get out of bed is hard so finding motivation for the gym? Do-nut get me started. But somehow I went and I really enjoyed the exercise! I am still considering whether to start the legit membership or not!!!

I still feel like a sloth.

I hope you all have had a good day anyway! I am going to try and find some form of motivation to tidy my room but in the mean time, adios amigos!! :-)

pHoTo Of ThE dAy:

on the plus side of everything, I managed to get a kinda cute photo of him!

I understand that the camera quality is really bad.

But I love him!

SEASONS GREETINGS!!!

I am pretty sure 'seasons greetings' is meant to be for Christmas, however I am not too sure. Anyway, Happy Easter My Fellow Amigos! I hope you are all doing extremely well! It feels so odd to be writing on here once again but I have dearly missed it! I love writing on here but I have many valid reasons for my absence. 

Okay, so, reason number one: 

I MET MY LEGIT FATHER! It sounds really crazy, (it was), but yes, I met my dad for the first ever time! It all started as I was getting ready to go to work and my mum just went to me: 'Sammy your dad has got in touch'. Now, I had a high amount of mixed feelings at work that night, it was really intense. It is a feeling I honestly cannot describe. Imagine if you have never seen your mother/father and they randomly come into your life? It is an odd feeling. But then my mum met up with him and they spoke, blah blah blah and then the following week I was set to meeting him! Now that was the scary part! 

Me, my mother had arranged to go to a pub, (more like a restaurant), to meet my dad. We got their first and I had so many nerves going through me it was unreal. But, I met him! I was expecting some bald dude to be like 'sup I am yo dada' but that was not the case! This man came to the table looking smart yet casual and then my mum went: 'This is your dad'. I was so nervous I didn't know what to say and I don't think he knew what to say either. 

After that I met up with him again and the bond we have is good but still weird. I love him but it's kinda sunk in but it hasn't but it's just nice to have that fatherly figure in my life! It has made me a lot happier and it has just been crazy! But yes, that s one of the main reasons to why I have not been writing! 

Reason number two for my absence was college! I had so much college work to do it has been unreal but I have done the vast majority of it and I have now broke off two for Easter. I am now highly happy. I finally have time to relax and chill! I am still working at le takeaway which can be classified as another reason for my absence but ya' know, working is just a part of life! 

Reason number three (or four): 

THE BOYFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I love him to pieces! it has been awkward for me and him for the past couple of weeks due to the father situation but I think it has brought us closer. Well, thats what I think personally! I love him so so so so much. He can be a nugget sometimes but I personally think everyone in this universe has these nugget moments. For example, myself. I have many nugget moments. Many. 

Anyway the boyf' got a new haircut and it suites him so much. I still cannot get over it. His hair was going a wee bit cray cray but now its amazballs. Basically, its long at the top and cut short around the back and sides and it makes him look even more sophisticated and djsiaojfiorjiogwjeiofkeopkflwfkoaksdopa. 

I do love him. 

I hope everyone has been having a good time and I hope everyone has been a happy bunny! 

I also bought another two jars in the time I was absent. I am sorry. I do have an addiction. 

pHoTo Of ThE dAy: 

It is a BOOOAAAAATTT. 

I have just had a grand idea of your photos being placed here?

If you have a photo which you think is amazeballs then email it and I upload it onto le blog!

If you also have a blog I will advertise it too because I am cool like that!

So, this is the part were I apologize for any spelling errors or stupid word placements.

:-)