You know what's funny?
But you know what else is funny?
The fact that I just asked you two rhetorical questions.
And you also know what is extremely funny?
I have given you three answers to three rhetorical questions.
Now that, is funny.
And finally, I need to ask you one more thing.
It may be a rhetorical question.
It may not.
Was this confusing?
Good, because I am one confusing person and I hope you now understand that.